Is "UGH" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.
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Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
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It's been "one of those days" for like 3 years now.
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Don't lend money to friends -- it causes amnesia.
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Give blood. Play hockey.
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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.
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Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful.
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A hypocrite is one who sets good examples only when he has an audience.
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The man who stops advertising to save money is the man who stops the clock to save time.
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I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast.
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The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos.
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A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.
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A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're home.
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Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
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Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger ... but I love you now.
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Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
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Have patience. Everything is difficult before it is easy.
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Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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