YOGI BERRA QUOTES II

American baseball player & manager (1925-2015)

Never answer an anonymous letter.

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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

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We make too many wrong mistakes.

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It was impossible to get a conversation going. Everyone was talking too much.

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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

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If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

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My ambition is to hit .400 and talk 1.000.

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If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up someplace else.

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I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

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Take it with a grin of salt.

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You're always nervous at the beginning, the first pitch. You get a little tense. When the game starts, then it's all right.

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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

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I looked like this when I was young, and I still do.

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I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

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I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

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You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

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